Neurospicy Feminist Coaching
Society’s expectations can be a bitch. I help you ditch them so you can start witching instead.
Done letting
patriarchy and ableism
tell you what to do
and how to do it?
This isn’t your father’s brand of coaching. We don’t just make empty plans for “SMART” goals we never really chose in the first place.
We ditch patriarchy and ableism by working with our brain’s unique brand of magic to build witching lives that we design, on our terms.
And yeah– sometimes– we even get shit done. But more importantly, we do it without letting society’s bitching dictate our choices or convince us to be mean to ourselves.
*Psst… by the way, while I develop From Bitching to Witching’s group program I’m doing some FREE one-on-one coaching for only the most committed of w*tches. Scroll down for more details.
Welcome. I'm Christina.
I am a certified feminist coach, former high school teacher, and romantasy author.
I coach feminists with ADHD who are sick of being weighed down by impossible standards and ready to ditch the expectations that were never theirs to carry. I help my clients work with the magic of their brains so they can build witching lives entirely of their own design.
I was diagnosed with ADHD late in life — right when the coping mechanisms I’d spent years building to survive in a world designed for neurotypical people finally became unsustainable.
Patriarchy spent years telling me what I should want. Ableism told me how I should achieve it. Neither worked — not for me, and not for the people I watched struggle every day.
Feminist and ADHD coaching helped me flip the narrative for myself. And as a teacher, I knew I could help others do the same. So I decided to become a coach.
Apply to work with me if...
- You understand ableism is limiting as f*ck but still find yourself exhausted at the end of the day from having exerted so much energy keeping up with your peers.
- Every time you see someone sporting a graphic tee that says “F*ck the patriarchy” you want to immediately high five them. Yet, you often catch yourself sitting on the edge of your seat next to a mansprawler.
If you answered f*ck yeah to any of these statements,
I might just be the coach for you.
Still on the fence?
Scroll down to see who shouldn't apply to help you make your decision.
DON'T apply to work with me if...
- You're not feeling overwhelmed by the number of rituals you've collected just to get up, shower, brush your teeth, and find your keys before leaving the house.
- You're not perpetually 5–10 minutes late everywhere you go.
- You're not struggling to balance the many goals you want to achieve with what society says you need to do to function as an adult.
Here’s the situation…
While I develop my group coaching program, I’m offering a limited number of pro bono (THAT MEANS FREE) one-to-one coaching slots in exchange for feedback— especially from neurospicy feminists who are ready to start changing some of this shit.
Spots are limited.
If you still want to work with me after looking over the list of who shouldn’t apply above, then check out your options below.
Two Ways To get Witching:
Witch Initiate
1 Month Weekly
You want to examine one goal from a feminist lens.
Remove the ableist lens to create a plan for achieving it.
Practicing Witch
3 Months Weekly
Examine and set a goal.
PLUS you want to deal with the hurdles that inevitably come up when you actually try to achieve it.
Get notified about upcoming programs, webinars and resources when they become available.
