This space is for neurodivergent feminists who are done playing by the rules that were never designed for them anyway — and are ready to do something about it.
Here’s the situation…
While I develop my group coaching program, I’m offering a limited number of pro bono (THAT MEANS FREE) one-to-one coaching slots in exchange for feedback— especially from neurospicy feminists who are ready to start changing some of this shit.
Spots are limited.
To help narrow it down I compiled a couple lists of who would benefit from working with me and who wouldn’t be a good fit. If you still want to work with me after looking over the lists, then check out your options at the bottom of the page.
Apply to work with me if...
- You understand ableism is limiting as f*ck but still find yourself exhausted at the end of the day from having exerted so much energy keeping up with your peers.
- Every time you see someone sporting a graphic tee that says “F*ck the patriarchy” you want to immediately high five them. Yet, you often catch yourself sitting on the edge of your seat next to a mansprawler.
- You have been struggling to do what matters to you and are ready for some help making it happen.
- You haven’t done any real goal setting since they made you do it in high school. Now you have this strange desire to flip a table every time you hear the term SMART goals. But there are still things you want to create in your life.
- You’ve stopped letting yourself dream of impossible things because you were convinced that comfort was more than enough.
- You're cool with swearing for emphasis and nerdy references being used for analogies.
- You're willing to try approaching your brain with curiosity and a healthy dose of humour.
- You are ready to show up for some external support so your outsides can match the confident w*tch inside you with a little more ease
If you answered f*ck yeah to any of these statements,
I might just be the coach for you.
Still on the fence?
Scroll down to see who shouldn’t apply to help you make your decision.
DON'T Apply to work with me if...
- You're not feeling overwhelmed by the number of rituals you've collected just to get up, shower, brush your teeth, and find your keys before leaving the house.
- You're not perpetually 5–10 minutes late everywhere you go.
- You're not struggling to balance the many goals you want to achieve with what society says you need to do to function as an adult.
- You don't have a bunch of unfinished projects around your house.
- You don't avoid entire portions of your house so you don't have to see the aforementioned unfinished projects.
- You're totally cool with patriarchy and ableism informing what you should do and how you should do it.
- You meal plan perfectly and never feel frustrated by the sheer inconvenience of having to feed yourself on a daily basis.
- You’re committed to believing that it’s too late for you anyway.
- You're really uncomfortable with swearing and you hate laughter and joy.
- Or — you just have your routines down and the supports that you need to function in place — and you're happy with that.
If you didn’t check off any of those last points but checked off many of the ones before that — you might be exactly who I’m looking for.
And if you checked off most of the second list?
Genuinely, no hard feelings — you either don’t need coaching right now, or you don’t need it from me. Both are valid.
Two Ways To get Witching:
Witch Initiate
1 Month Weekly
- You want to examine one goal from a feminist lens.
- You want to remove the ableist lens to create a plan for achieving it.
Practicing Witch
3 Months Weekly
Examine and set a goal.
PLUS you want to deal with the hurdles that inevitably come up when you actually try to achieve it.
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